st. sassybrother, defender of sloths
bro: i love sloths. they’re so cute. who was it who said that sloths were ugly?
bro: yeah, that’s right. when she said that, I was just like
bro: why would she say that. why would she even say that.
me: maybe she thought they were scary?
bro: i mean, it’s not even that she said it.
bro: (menacingly) but she said it.